JoJo's birthday Part 1

Around 2-3 weeks before JoJo's birthday....

I start to prepare his birhday present...

This is 1 of the present i gave him...

How is it look like? Do it myself 1....^^

Another present is 18sxxx 1 a cute special little fan... i didn't took any picture on it because its 18sxx so i cannot show to you guys...

Anyone who wanted to see the 18sxx little fan can ask picture from JoJo...

P.S: I guess he likes the fan the most.... XD

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A day before JoJo's birthday...

I went to my god mama house..she teach me to bake 'some' cute cakes..

I'm so excited so i will wanted to share with you guys the processes of baking the cake...

1st...

Put the paper cup into the iron cup..

Then...

Mix up the ingredient...

And also..

Melt the chocolate...(This is my god mei mei-keryn...^^)

Yummy~~

After that..

Put the ingredient into the cup..

This is how it looks like before baking it..

Then..

Put inside oven.....

If you notice then you will found out that there are not same amount in the picture i display..It is because we separately baked the cakes in several times...

Then..after it cold down...

We put the chocolate on top of it..

Before and After...

Lastly..we design the cakes~

Some of our design..

Tada~ The cake was complete after almost 3 hours...

Thanks lots to god mama and god mei mei.....^^

JoJo's comment on the cakes: A 30 muffin cake which specially made by my dear with the sweet decoration words on them. Don't think it's easy to make them. Every decoration on the cake is totally different. Must be take a very long time to finish it. It taste so good with the thick chocolate topping. And it taste heavenly because my wife made and decorate it herself.Yum yum.

This is what JoJo's comment on the cakes...what a long comment right? I also shock when i receive his sms... ^_^



P.S: You notice that i only took my god mei mei picture but don't have my god mama picture..The reason is because i scare she will scold me cause she don't like to take picture....XD So sad can't show you guys the Top & the Best baker~

Its only joke~ XD

环球小姐比赛的最后一题


Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美国小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就会出击。
Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐：因為它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因為他们总爱走后门。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因為日夜劳“做”。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…

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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国產车)。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)


p.s: i took this joke in a forum ,not i create 1 so guys out there don't dulan me....XD .

Anywhere i think that's funny la...so i share with you guys...hahahahaz....you guys should go to the forum and see those reply...^^

1694 , 7181...

It is not 4D number for you to buy la...

I read this short short article in forum then i decided to share with you guys...

今天回家的时候就看到一辆车
号码是1694
妈妈叫我念广东念快快
原来是一lok狗屎

Today on my way to go home,
Me and my mum saw a car
with the plat number of 1694.
My mum ask me to read out that number in fast speed in Cantonese.
Apparently...its one 'lok' of dog shit...

That's not the end of the story....

The important part is....

妹妹叫我念7181快快，华语

My sister ask me to read out 7181 at fast speed in Chinese...

So....you guys get it?

If not...then please read 7181 OUT LOUD at FAST SPEED using CHINESE~~~~~~~~~



p.s:Tell me if you guys did it and get the joke... XD

Friendster, Facebook and ...?

I'm sure most of you got an account in either friendster or facebook or both friendster and facebook...am i right?

Both friendster and facebook are webbies that let everyone make friends online or knowing other friends current life and also view MM pics....

The definition for Friendster is The first social networking site. Launched in 2002 by Jonathan Abrams, members are typically teenagers or young adults in their 20s, depending on the country they live in. By 2007, the majority of Friendster users were from Southeast Asia (Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore).
i found the definition in this web

Friendster....

And the definition for Facebook is A social networking site founded in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg. It initially targeted Harvard students, but was later opened to other universities and then high schools. In 2006, Facebook allowed everyone to join and also added a News Feed feature that would broadcast changes in members' pages to all Facebook users identified in their personal network of friends. It turned Facebook into a personalized social news service. - found this in this web

Facebook..

So....what is the different between friendster and facebook? Actually i don't know and i also didn't read the definition...XD

So now i'm going to introduce you guys a new web to know MM friends...

This website are mainly for Arabian... but some people like JoJo do feel that Arabian MM are pretty even though they cannot shows their face right?

So this is the time to know them........

Click to view the details of those MM if you are interested....

P.s: i do not know this website cause i get the picture from a forum... so please do not ask me how to join...^^

Spring Exhibition

If you got visit my blog recently then you will found out that there are a post about Spring exhibition not long ago...

The exhibition ended yesterday, so i would like to post some pictures that i took while i was duty there on Sunday noon(12.10.08)...The banner hanging on the stage

There are a coloring session in that noon, there are a lots of kids...almost 80 if i'm not wrong...

see....i colour with my heart favorite colour pencil...^^

A cute little boy....he is only 4 years old (the youngest in the colouring session)

The colouring session not only attract chinese but also other races of kids...

2 Indian little girls...6 years and 4 years old...

We use our colour pencils to shows our support to peace~~

As i had mention in my last post about this exhibition... i said there will be a lots of MM for cuci mata people to go and shows their support...

These people are 1 of them....^^

1st MM - yan qing

2nd MM- Karen

3rd MM- Marie

There are still a lots of MM who showed up in the exhibition but i do not have chance to take picture with them.. so if you got go then you will know how lucky you are...

To show to support to peace, i duty there and also to understand the exhibition by listening the explanation of nuclear weapons by the narrator.....

putting up a sticker to shows my support to peace...i'm 1 of the thousands~^^

I'm so happy to see those familiar face showed up at the exhibition and i took some of their picture without they knowing it....XD

Here is Tyson and Shirley a.k.a Mr & Mrs Teo..

and also................

HaPpY and his friends..

P.s: Thanks for those who showed up and dropped by the exhibition. ^^
Thanks to my mum and dad, my sister fatimah, JoJo, HaPpY,Rev, Mr & Mrs Teo, Popo,Andy, Adrian and those friends who turn up in the exhibition...^^

KFC

Every time you go KFC what will you order?

Fried Chicken? French Fried? Chicken burger? Beef burger? Chezzy wedges?

Maybe you don't like KFC because the food is unhealthy (according to mama..)

But i like KFC very much especially cheesy wedges! so do ah bert

So the story begin...

One bored bored night, i decided to go bolervard shopping with my sister fatimah...

then after a 2 hours shopping time, we are thirsty and tired..

so we decide to go KFC to buy drinks..

Then i ordered a cheesy wedges and 1 mango juice to take away..

after the ordering, the staff want me to wait for the chessy wedges..

We wait and wait and wait...finally my sister beh tahan then pretending to walk here and there in front of the staff ( so that they notice we not yet get our wedeges la...)

After around 10 mins, the staff seem to forget our ordered until i walk in front there..

Then they start asking what am i ordered and make my ordered for me..

Then, the staff give my ordered to me and i curious...because there are 2 boxes of chessy wedges inside...

When i was about to ask, the staff said:'' Sorry miss for waiting so long ya..i give you 1 more chessy wedges for free la..''

1 mango drink + 2 cheesy wedges~

Yummy~

Hahahaz...ok...that's my boring story in KFC on the boring night..

p.s: this is the 1st time i get Buy 1 Free1 chessy wedges in KFC so i share my story here because i'm happy~ XD

Exhibition at THE SPRING KUCHING

Are you free this Friday? Saturday?Sunday? or next Monday and Tuesday?

As the title tells...there will be an exhibition of [ Transforming the human spirit] at THE SPRING.

The exhibition will be start from 10 Oct 2008 till 14 Oct 2008 from 10am to 10pm.

There will also have an colouring session on Sunday(12 Oct 2008) from 1pm till 4.30pm. Children aged 5-12 can participate in this colouring session.

Those who are over-age, please do not be disappointed. You are so welcome to come to the exhibition. There will be a lots of MM and handsome boys for you to cuci mata.

The exhibition is to telling you about the nuclear weapons and what we should /can do to prevent a culture of peace from turning into the culture of violence.

The admission is free. So please come to exhibition to support us when you are free or when you pass by.

Please call 082-332033 for more informations. Or you can ask me if you got any questions on this exhibition.

This is the browser.

Hope to see you guys there~ and thanks for those who support this exhibition and me. ^_^


P.S: JoJo, HaPpY and Rev must come if free ya.... Hope to see you guys there...^^

Biscuits..

Do you like biscuits? I myself like biscuit only when i'm hungry... There are a lot of attractive and special biscuit outside the market...

For example....

'Nice' biscuit......

Heartshape biscuits....

Penguin biscuits...

Sexy + underwear biscuit....(this 1 look nice & cute rite?)

All of the biscuit above is normally we saw in the market.....when you feel hungry you will surely eat up all of it rite? Don't eat raw sausage again please......


So what if you saw these biscuits on the market? Will you eat 'them' up also?
These are biscuits....i swear....

Sleep tight tight....


You can see its so real till you can see the private part...Its cute is it?

will you eat them up?

P.S: Its so cute, so tiny, and so real....Are you DARE enough to eat them up? i hope i can have them....^^ but will not eat them up even when i'm so damn hungry....if bobian, i will eat raw sausage then..sob...

Selamat Hari Raya~

Selamat hari raya~~ Jz come back from visiting my malay aunty's hse....i'm not malay, dun make a mistake, its jz dat my aunty was given to malay when she is a baby~

Her hse was big & nice too....and i found out dat malay oso shepp 'feng shui' 1 boh.....

c....This is the 'feng shui' pond at my malay aunty's hse...

We talk,we eat n we laugh as normally when we go visiting sumbody hse during new year....

So now let me show u some pictures i took.....

Malay uncle and aunty with my grandpa n grandma~

My malay cousin- the older 1(this yr f.4)
HaPpY sheep o not? a clever liang moi ....she get 9As in PMR...

Another malay cousin- the youngest(f.2)

After introducing the family members den its time for food~i didnt take much pics on food la becoz i dun wan bcome as chubby as HaPpY eat much....^^

But still i did eat some cakes and kari ayam la....
Here is the pic of 1 of those cakes i lyk...

That white cake is special to me n it taste not bad...cheesy 1....yummy~
This is another cookies...my malay aunty intro 1...oat duno wat cookies...

I didnt taste it because it dun attract me ba....but my sister did try it....
This is the expression after eating the cookies....

She got same expression as HaPpY when HaPpY tastes the ice cream ytd...

FatimaH: HMMM! shepp chin la~

P.S: Although my sister's face luk lyk she eat tiok sai not enjoy that cookies but actually she lyk dat cookies vry much~

FatimaH rating the oat duno wat cookies : 4/5