JoJo's birthday Part 1

Around 2-3 weeks before JoJo's birthday....

I start to prepare his birhday present...

This is 1 of the present i gave him...

How is it look like? Do it myself 1....^^

Another present is 18sxxx 1 a cute special little fan... i didn't took any picture on it because its 18sxx so i cannot show to you guys...

Anyone who wanted to see the 18sxx little fan can ask picture from JoJo...

P.S: I guess he likes the fan the most.... XD

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A day before JoJo's birthday...

I went to my god mama house..she teach me to bake 'some' cute cakes..

I'm so excited so i will wanted to share with you guys the processes of baking the cake...

1st...

Put the paper cup into the iron cup..

Then...

Mix up the ingredient...

And also..

Melt the chocolate...(This is my god mei mei-keryn...^^)

Yummy~~

After that..

Put the ingredient into the cup..

This is how it looks like before baking it..

Then..

Put inside oven.....

If you notice then you will found out that there are not same amount in the picture i display..It is because we separately baked the cakes in several times...

Then..after it cold down...

We put the chocolate on top of it..

Before and After...

Lastly..we design the cakes~

Some of our design..

Tada~ The cake was complete after almost 3 hours...

Thanks lots to god mama and god mei mei.....^^

JoJo's comment on the cakes: A 30 muffin cake which specially made by my dear with the sweet decoration words on them. Don't think it's easy to make them. Every decoration on the cake is totally different. Must be take a very long time to finish it. It taste so good with the thick chocolate topping. And it taste heavenly because my wife made and decorate it herself.Yum yum.

This is what JoJo's comment on the cakes...what a long comment right? I also shock when i receive his sms... ^_^



P.S: You notice that i only took my god mei mei picture but don't have my god mama picture..The reason is because i scare she will scold me cause she don't like to take picture....XD So sad can't show you guys the Top & the Best baker~

Its only joke~ XD

环球小姐比赛的最后一题


Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美国小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就会出击。
Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐：因為它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因為他们总爱走后门。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因為日夜劳“做”。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…

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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国產车)。
Question: How can you say so?
问：為什麼呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)


p.s: i took this joke in a forum ,not i create 1 so guys out there don't dulan me....XD .

Anywhere i think that's funny la...so i share with you guys...hahahahaz....you guys should go to the forum and see those reply...^^

1694 , 7181...

It is not 4D number for you to buy la...

I read this short short article in forum then i decided to share with you guys...

今天回家的时候就看到一辆车
号码是1694
妈妈叫我念广东念快快
原来是一lok狗屎

Today on my way to go home,
Me and my mum saw a car
with the plat number of 1694.
My mum ask me to read out that number in fast speed in Cantonese.
Apparently...its one 'lok' of dog shit...

That's not the end of the story....

The important part is....

妹妹叫我念7181快快，华语

My sister ask me to read out 7181 at fast speed in Chinese...

So....you guys get it?

If not...then please read 7181 OUT LOUD at FAST SPEED using CHINESE~~~~~~~~~



p.s:Tell me if you guys did it and get the joke... XD